An unknown French traveler, visiting Russia during summer (there are summers in Russia, Beautiful People!), rested in the shade of a luxuriously leafy crown of a huge tree. Apparently not familiar with Russian flora, he inquired about the name of the tree. “Klyukva – cranberry,” – with a straight face replied the Russian guide, always ready to pull wool over a foreigner’s eyes. Back in France, the seasoned globetrotter reported that he found respite sous l’ombre d’un kliukva majestueux – under the shade of majestic cranberry.